Me with everyone ever

sabermeltdown:

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New anime: *starts off in the middle of intense and confusing battle*
Me: *checks to make sure I'm on first episode*

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

zanesjo:

actors who completely understand the characters they play and defend them to dumbass interviewers deserve the world and have my heart tbh.

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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crimson-sun:

Doodle

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

bevsi:

the holy trinity (blame manna ymirsbian)

bevsi:

the holy trinity (blame manna ymirsbian)